FABULOUS ORG BLASTON TEAM
Taking credit for their personal success
ARBO_5418
Luma Abuser™
Some dude who is apparently "good" at Blaston or something, also uses the Luma way too much.
TESSERACT
Neek
What's that? Broken leg? Sorry I really can't hear you because I'm too busy blasting deez nuts
WUDI
Viper Handler
One of the many players who should probably be on a proper team but was somehow convinced to act against their own interests.
WESO
Pro Blaston Player
Official King of Tether
SLOWYD
Drinks and knows things
Captain Fabulous' professional abuser for gaining followers, money and fame at every opportunity. Time to give back and let Captain use him now.
APOLLYON
The destroyer; the angel of the bottomless pit; Abaddon.
Pretty chill guy, likes hanging out on the weekends. Plays blaston to destress from his day job.
TRESCOMAS
Egg Enthusiast
🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚
TILLY
Team Security
Physically unable to play but needs the clout
VERYHUNGRYCAT
Overseer
Awugga - owo gods
B0T01
Blaston Student
I have always loved learning. I found blaston as a way to make a name for myself in a community of other enthusiasts. I want to learn as much as I can about Blaston strategies and to apply my knowledge under stress during games. At the same time Blaston provides a nice way to exercise and to stay healthy.
TIM611
Upside down player
40+ still rock
JUNE
Majestic Hater
Transgender, She/Her. I'm addicted to Blaston.
CRAWNSTER
The Negotiator
Hopefully me joining the team pays off my debt to Mr.Fabulous... uhhh I mean I LOVE FABULOUS ORG IT IS THE BEST ORGANIZATION WITH THE BEST E-SPORTS TEAM AROUND! please don't hurt my family mr.fabulous.
SLYCHUU
Failed Programmer / Teacher
After launching several failed tech startups in the early 2000s, Slychuu abandoned all hopes of being a real programmer and embraced the life of a teacher and an alcoholic. Recently sober, Slychuu brings over 16 years of experience of slapping around small children both in and out of the classroom, as well as crippling daddy issues, multiple lifelong injuries, and a confusing mix of arrogance and humility. Has a daily weed intake of 30mg, edible.
TINNUNCULUS
Pasta Dealer
Weso coach me once for almost an hour
ALLIUM SATIVUM
Mediocrelord
Likes Garlic
SONANTBROOM/ KNIGHTFEVER
Director of the Underdogs
If it moves, I'll get shot by it
CRAZYKAI
The sales man
#1 TOP BLASTER
ALPHACUPCAKE
Squeaker
Squeaker who also corrects grammar, punctuation, and spelling as sick entertainment. A severe fear of Styrofoam as well. My friend venoct can smoke kai in blaston.
ROBOPRESIDENT
Gigachad
Robert President is a 28-year-old professional IT person who enjoys theatre, binge-watching boxed sets and bargain hunting. He is giving and friendly, but can also be very unkind and a bit stingy. He is Mexican who defines himself as gay. He finished school and then left academia. He has a severe phobia of flying. Physically, Robert is in good shape. He is very tall with cocao skin, grey hair and brown eyes. He grew up in a working class neighbourhood. He was raised in a happy family home with two loving parents. He is currently single. His most recent romance was with a screenplay writer called Samuel Marley Wyatt, who was 6 years older than him. Samuel died in 2022.The papers reported the cause of death: 'pneumonia' Robert has one child with ex-boyfriend Ed: James aged 7. Robert's best friend is a professional sports person called Livia Paterson. They have a very firey friendship. He also hangs around with Lottie Graham and Piers Ali. They enjoy listening to music together and ripping on kids in discord. Also Robert is not gay, just kidding nerd eat my nuts.
MONTYBANN
Blaston
Hello
STORMING
E-sports Unprofessional Player
Really needs to be able to tell his nana that he is in an E-sports organization. Also, really rocks the dad bod.
TRYOTRIX
Patron
TryoTrix Curving Bullets 🇨🇭 #1 Blaston Player ..in canton St.Gallä in Switzerland ..probably. 🏆 Winning strategy: I'll bring chocolate and throw the empty viper-e at you 🧎🤸 Started a long time ago ..legs still hurt - must remind myself to stretch those meatsticks
DMITRIY STRUNIN
Techno Kind
I play blaston and I'm not the best.
TYPIC
Pro Onward player
Somehow a mod lead for onward vrml, I don't know why I got picked lol
THEGREATPOTATO
The greatest potato in blaston
Just don't call me an "Irishman"
DRAWNTAPESTRY83
A competitive player
I play blaston and pretty good
MOTHEROFDOGS
pirouettes champion
hey there, I’m Marina from munich (Germany), 40 years young and love playing blaston since December 2021. I’m also the Mother of Dogs, heir to the throne of the piourettes, Blaston-Queen of munich, bavaria, and Germany, Khaleesi of the sun, Protector of my own and my dogs, the little dolphin and breaker of the ice for my cocktail!
FREQK
I play Onward
Play Onward's
HERTAGE
Captain
too dumb to play hammer nades correctly
TYLER SIMMONS
Play games and build the community popularity and also join in
I am a 15 year old make trying new things, like streaming, yt, tic tok and twitch ofc.In addition I do play vr especially blaston, at the moment I can’t par take in any in vr game events due to me being robbed recently however when I am , I am willing to back up the comments.
COOLTOAST
Random gamer
Just an average Blaston player
THEMANDUDE
Play game
A person maybe alive or dead for the last 200 years haunting all in a nice advertiser friendly way
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NOUSER
I destroy little children and steal their coins
HAHAHAHA, BOUNCE VIPER GO BOOOIINNG!!!
FATBOYJOON
lots and lots of pretty girlfriends
super cool i swear
TPT
Asia-Pacific Blaston Booster
TheePrettyTony enjoys cosmetics & lore. Exclusively wears Ikea house slippers while playing Blaston, still waiting for that sponsorship dough.
RAATMANN
Mediocre Blaston Player
I’m just about what the role says, I’m good enough to be overlord but not good enough to join vrml
SPARKY
Lazy butt
I am a pro professional gamer who is a pro professional gamer. I am a penguin The plastic will never prevail, the ice will take over
SHERMY
#1 player
im abusive blaston mod and pro laser player
CAPTAIN FABULOUS
Captain
Barely an Esports contender, Captain Fabulous creates teams in the hopes that someone, for a brief second, will notice his existence in this cruel cold world and give him just a crumb of validation.
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DUDE MAN
Dude who plays games
I used to have a life outside of video games
MR BACON
Voter
Bio
RUBEN.072
Blaston Pro
Im a 14 year old boy who likes to eat cheese🧀🧀
SEPANDINO
Descent guy
Once a kind and honest cowboy, Sepandino found himself in the wrong company and soon began smuggling moonshine. He was drawn in by the promise of easy money, but the thrill of the illicit activity quickly gave way to a life of constant fear and anxiety. Sepandino tried to quit, but his cohorts threatened him and his family. Eventually, after 25 years in prison, Fab organization has given Sepandino the dream of returning to the simple life he once knew by recruiting him as one of its bounty hunters!
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